Wednesday, February 16, 2005
TWO HOUR CRAPFEST
Answer me three:
1) Why do I feel, against my better judgment, like I kind of want to see BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE?!
2) Why do macho-ho "tough guy" actors seem to feel like they must do a KINDERGARTEN COP-type movie? Ahhnold? Sly? And now Vin Diesel, for crissake...?!
3) Why does the running time of an increasing number of flicks seem to be creeping insidiously beyond two hours...?
I can't hold my pee that long.
Thank you.
TWO HOUR CRAPFEST1) Why do I feel, against my better judgment, like I kind of want to see BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE?!
2) Why do macho-ho "tough guy" actors seem to feel like they must do a KINDERGARTEN COP-type movie? Ahhnold? Sly? And now Vin Diesel, for crissake...?!
3) Why does the running time of an increasing number of flicks seem to be creeping insidiously beyond two hours...?
I can't hold my pee that long.
Thank you.
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