Tuesday, June 21, 2005
BAT ASS MADE IN MACAU
I hate it when my underwear are more well-traveled than I am.
In other news, I recently purchased a Batman Commemorative Sugar Cookie™ from my esteemed neighborhood 7-11.
When said purchase came up on the card slider dealie, it was listed as "Batman Ass."
I am sad to say that when the receipt printed out, they threw the "t" on there.
Well, bat dicks to them. Anyway, I am sure Batman Ass is very firm, black, and rubbery and resilient, and I will think about it with lust while lovingly breaking a tooth on their rock-hard bat spooge-frosted sugar cookie.
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