Thursday, July 28, 2005
SURE SIGNS THAT MY HORMONES ARE OUT OF WHACK
Seriously.
At this point in the Cycle of Pain, I am finding these men strangely attractive:
1. Al Bundy
2. and his dog
3. Groundskeeper Willie
4. Guy at work who looks like this thing
5. A 19 yr. old boy whose laugh sounds like my first boyfriend's
6. A post
7. A tree
8. A 2x4
9. Martina Navratilova
10. Janet Reno
11. Mighty Mouse
12. Danger Mouse
13. Danger Kitty (Metal Skool)
14. Danger Danger
15. Hello Kitty
16. Toucan Sam
17. Popeye, the Sailor Man
18. Garfield
19. Vertical objects
20. Sentient beings
21. Carbon-based life forms
22. Inanimate objects
23. Blue-green algae
24. Plankton
Uh-oh.
SURE SIGNS THAT MY HORMONES ARE OUT OF WHACKAt this point in the Cycle of Pain, I am finding these men strangely attractive:
1. Al Bundy
2. and his dog
3. Groundskeeper Willie
4. Guy at work who looks like this thing
5. A 19 yr. old boy whose laugh sounds like my first boyfriend's
6. A post
7. A tree
8. A 2x4
9. Martina Navratilova
10. Janet Reno
11. Mighty Mouse
12. Danger Mouse
13. Danger Kitty (Metal Skool)
14. Danger Danger
15. Hello Kitty
16. Toucan Sam
17. Popeye, the Sailor Man
18. Garfield
19. Vertical objects
20. Sentient beings
21. Carbon-based life forms
22. Inanimate objects
23. Blue-green algae
24. Plankton
Uh-oh.
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