Monday, August 15, 2005
McDonald's "Fruit and Walnut" salad scares me, especially in the configuration on this sign, as illustrated.
Not only does it taste like nasty chemical poo, it looks extremely suspicious and alien. I wouldn't eat that if I were you. It might try to take you to its leader.
The spazzy anorexic femme-bots waxing rhapsodic about getting a "fruit buzz" in the commercials are just part of its alien conspiracy. However, the aliens need to come up with some better bait than that. Fruit...ha. Nice try, creepy crawlers.
Also, seen in a car window this a.m.: TOFUZILLA.
Coagulated bean curd is not to be trusted, either.