Hokay, ppl./

Thjings I've thought ov telling de giy at werk (who doesn't likk me)(butt iz fukkin' w/ my hedd, er sumthin'):

1) *slamming his orifice door*///WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!!???

*[poening door*////hay!/ Jest kiddin'.

Sekond think:
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2-HEY!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A KOKK?!!! ER Wwhut???! GET IT ON-!!?!

Ity'd be a HUGHge rel==ef 2 know if he's gay/ er, whut. IM not Psy Co. I's just a nor mall women. WIT KNEEDS.
Thas'
al; I'm sayin
/.

Evvver had dis [prpb;;;em???? Beeing fascinated byyy someone woo doesn't ree-turn yer effection? Et leeast, not enyMUR? Beecuz, mebbe, dar was suddenly a SKEENIER gurl whut werked in yer bldg?! HUH?!!!

{/S/ Thees [post was NOOT writtenm by a ree-tartded kindergartener/ OI cam FER REA?L:" tyy[pe/!!! Wee; be bakk to nporam;al eenteelegence levål tomorry/

AH SWEEER!
xoxooxoxo!p.q.