I think Working World is just about the most depressing magazine ever, don't you...? I found this one on the street (which is probably just about where you are if you've ever read this publication).

Anyway, not all over the uh..."vocational" schools they advertise look quite...sanitary.

Not to mention that I picked them up off the street. The mag ads, not the girls. Although...

Uh. Hands on something...perhaps instead of a medical assistant? She should have gone to the Vampy School of Learning to Apply Your Makeup with a Brush, Not a Shovel.


Here, we see that it is possible to learn to become a small Asian woman hypnotizing the Afro-American equivalent of André the Giant. Or trying to hold him down, I'm not sure. Or perhaps checking for a pulse, while using her other hand to look for his wallet. Clever girl.

I think the choice is clear.

Ladies: drop 'em.

Your copies of Working World, that is.