I've always been fascinated by food stylists. Used to live with one.

However, I did not mean to stumble upon this "recipe".

We've all heard that to simulate puke for television & film, vegetable soup works fine. Preferably Campbell's Extra Chunky.

However, in order to make it smell like 3 day-old puke in a college frathouse (for atmospheric realism, or just plain evil), do the following:

1.) Concoct a bowl of papier-mâché.
2.) Make a giant donut out of the poo, an inner tube, and some chicken wire.
3.) Step 2 is totally unnecessary, but this is what he did.
4.) Conveniently forget the bowl in the back of your habitation, on top of the dryer, for one week.
5.) Then, ask your girlfriend, "what smells like puke?"

I'm just sayin'.

Anyway, we cannot be held responsible for any foul (har) play which stems from the use of this vile formula.

Enjoy.