Wednesday, January 04, 2006
THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED "NORMAL"
Just when I thought it couldn't get any more impersonal, I have to go online and login to my own queefing cavern of echoes:
I don't even remember getting jiggy with the big Q-Tip.
Was it even in?
Not to mention that my breast exam went like this: *pat*PAT*pat*. And it was over like that. Please. I've had 21 yr. old drunken fratboys fresh from church camp last longer.
I feel so cheated by this unremarkable lesbian encounter. Guess I'll just have to keep changing doctors until I find someone a little more...thorough.
Hmph. At least last year, I got a phone call.
What next? A text message, sent directly to your twat...?
CONGRATULATIONS! Your pelvic exam tested positive for...FLARP.
THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED "NORMAL"
I don't even remember getting jiggy with the big Q-Tip.
Was it even in?
Not to mention that my breast exam went like this: *pat*PAT*pat*. And it was over like that. Please. I've had 21 yr. old drunken fratboys fresh from church camp last longer.
I feel so cheated by this unremarkable lesbian encounter. Guess I'll just have to keep changing doctors until I find someone a little more...thorough.
Hmph. At least last year, I got a phone call.
What next? A text message, sent directly to your twat...?
CONGRATULATIONS! Your pelvic exam tested positive for...FLARP.
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