...is what I get for being a ridiculous tax-paying gerbil for money.

Although this article would suggest that I am semi-non-dumbass for not letting the guv'mint hold my $, after doing my taxes, I know that in fact, I am a dildo-licking blowhole for underpaying (hi, $33 penalty).

What I also know is why:

AMOUNT I OWE: $1500

Me. A lowly, generic Mac-'n-Cheese-eating single person. And sometimes, I a' felching I will go in Cranky's pants just for that (dry hump my wallet pocket. -Cranky).
Hey, a girl's got to eat.

Meanwhile, I keep seeing this commercial that says:

A FAMILY OF FOUR can enjoy a Walt Disney World vacation for 8 nights for...you guessed it...$1500.

What is wrong with this picture...?

You tell me.