This is Cranky's niece. He will never, ever let her live this down.

At her high school graduation party, he will probably bust this out of his wallet. At least she's not one of those kids on Nanny/Supernanny 911, doing "The Poopie on the Potty Dance", ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. Poor victimized kiddoes.

Everyone is having babies, having somehow, mysteriously spawned while I wasn't paying attention. This is just rude. It makes everyone else feel like they have been remiss, or something.

Hrm. At least you can pay someone else to potty train them now.

My only consolation is watching this repeatedly (thanks, JD.)


Don't forget to wear a condom, kids-!
Just don't eat 'em.