Monday, March 27, 2006
1) Our friend Mr. Handsome got popped by some gangbangers on St. Patrick's Day, but my first thought upon seeing his two blacked eyes? Dude's had a little nip-tuck of the eye baggage. Sheesh.
2) On the way back from Von's, I almost ran over a tranny wearing stripper shoes in a wheelchair. Again.
3) Mr. Timpson went to close our front gate, and a crack pipe fell on him.
This is normal?