Wednesday, April 19, 2006
IF YOU WANT MY BIDDY, AND YOU THINK HE'S SEXY
Send me your wallet.
(Do you believe Paris Hilton is remaking that song? This is all her fault.)
(Also, the cat herpes.)
Iddy Biddy's in the hospital. This is my baby, and is severely distressing to me.
However.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....!:
Lookit his widdle face-! And his widdle paws! And his widdle Hellraiser-stitchie thing-!
And his widdle feeding tube-!
Even his purple IV-diddy is cute.
It is very possible I am sicker than he is.
ED: So your cat is in the hospital...
ME: Yeah.
ED: ...with liver problems, and a tube in his nose, and a needle in his arm, and a lampshade on his head, and herpes?
ME: Yeah.
ED: Your cat didn't go to the vet.
ME: No?
ED: Your cat went to Vegas.
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