Okay, "Joe Mama," I am calling you out.

I don't remember who started it, but someone sent someone else a Charmin potty training kit, and then me and "Joe" both signed Cranky up for free samples of rectal pads.*

All I know for sure is that last week in the mail, we got a free issue of Parenting magazine addressed as follows:

Could have been worse...it could have been Barely Legal.

*although, Lord knows, he could use 'em. But I find it slightly offensive that the "FREE RecPad!" fliers were distributed mainly in the proximity of our friendly neighborhood gay bar.**

**NOT "a cleaner clean that you can get behind."

Little does he know, I am ordering him a free extender.

Read into that what you will.

"Less is more," my ass.