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Monday, June 19, 2006

BRUISES 'R' PRITTY!!! 

Car vs. Bike, my ass.

No, really. My ass:

(Also my face, legs, thigh, knees, two broken transverse spinal processes, and feet).

Know what...?


Chickenbutt.

Know why...?

Chickenthigh.

I take it back, that's a helluva lot bigger than a chicken's. Do chickens every have thighs...? (Oh, yeah.)

And just in case there was any question, re: Car vs. Bike: I think my bike lost:


Wear a helmet, kids.










Asshelmet.


BRUISES 'R' PRITTY!!!
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