Tuesday, June 27, 2006
CREMAINS OF THE DAY
Or, where the f---- are my goddamn cat ass-hes? :(
Got this in the mail, it really depressed me, and provoked another bout of crying on the toilet (click for morbid details):
WTF? They're all passive-aggressive...like, if bitch don't have my moneh, Imagonna hole' her cat ass RANSOM.
And then, they send of course a brochure copy of The Rainbow Bridge. Uh, yeah, real nice. Damn capitalistic hippies.
Anyway, I already paid. Hell, it's been almost a month. I already got a cheap facsimile, for crissake. Am now just wondering how damn long it takes for him to be done. (Calling crematory...hello, is my CAT DONE YET?!!)
Christ. He's not a bundt cake.
CREMAINS OF THE DAYGot this in the mail, it really depressed me, and provoked another bout of crying on the toilet (click for morbid details):
WTF? They're all passive-aggressive...like, if bitch don't have my moneh, Imagonna hole' her cat ass RANSOM.And then, they send of course a brochure copy of The Rainbow Bridge. Uh, yeah, real nice. Damn capitalistic hippies.
Anyway, I already paid. Hell, it's been almost a month. I already got a cheap facsimile, for crissake. Am now just wondering how damn long it takes for him to be done. (Calling crematory...hello, is my CAT DONE YET?!!)
Christ. He's not a bundt cake.
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