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Monday, October 09, 2006

NOT ON THE FACE 

Dag.

And to think of all the wrinkle cream I've wasted on my anus.

I guess some obscure German butt-cream company doesn't want our business...except on our business ends. (But(t) there is NOTHING in Preparation H's FAQ about this.) FINE. I guess I'll shoplift take my anti-poof cream business ELSEWHERE.

By the way, those aren't zits on my forehead...those are hemorrhoids. From having my head too far up management's ASS.

NOT ON THE FACE
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