Monday, November 13, 2006
13 REASONS TO HATE YOUR BiRTHDAY
1. Monday the 13th: even the taco sauce gives you attitude
2. The cat attempts to spell "happy birthday" in PUKE
3. That is not a Slip 'N Slide
4-8. Annoying co-workers
9. Annoying co-workers sing at you
10. People who write "happy birthday" and nothing else in the damn obligatory card
11. Free license to eat crap all day (actually, I like this one); followed closely by
12. Toothache.
13. This list ain't over yet.
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