Saturday, December 30, 2006
DREAMBUTT
Why the fuh would I want to see Dreamgirls. Enlighten me, please.
My reasons for refusing even a free screening are as follows:
1. I do not want to see a singer act (Beyonce).
2. I do not want to see an actor sing (Eddie Murphy).
3. I am tired of all this cross-over bullshit. Greedy sunsabitches.
4. Yes, Beyonce. We see your ass. I know, famous butt. Big fat hairy deal. (Or was that Jell.O.? Whatever.)
5. In the still photos, I keep seeing a fatty (read: off-camera, normal looking girl) as a member of the Dreamgirls. On the poster, there is no such chub; only three skinny girls. WTF gives.
Yeah yeah, The Supremes. Whoopityfuggindoo, with the wigs and the sequins and the "STOP!!! In tha name of lubbb!" and the glavin.
No. Just...no.
Before you call me a racist f*ckhole, I totally loved Ray. But I have no desire to see this. I'd rather watch Judi Dench eat dry toast for 3.5 hours.
DREAMBUTTMy reasons for refusing even a free screening are as follows:
1. I do not want to see a singer act (Beyonce).
2. I do not want to see an actor sing (Eddie Murphy).
3. I am tired of all this cross-over bullshit. Greedy sunsabitches.
4. Yes, Beyonce. We see your ass. I know, famous butt. Big fat hairy deal. (Or was that Jell.O.? Whatever.)
5. In the still photos, I keep seeing a fatty (read: off-camera, normal looking girl) as a member of the Dreamgirls. On the poster, there is no such chub; only three skinny girls. WTF gives.
Yeah yeah, The Supremes. Whoopityfuggindoo, with the wigs and the sequins and the "STOP!!! In tha name of lubbb!" and the glavin.
No. Just...no.
Before you call me a racist f*ckhole, I totally loved Ray. But I have no desire to see this. I'd rather watch Judi Dench eat dry toast for 3.5 hours.
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