Tuesday, March 27, 2007


Texas Toast - I don't get it. It's just thick white bread w/ butter on it. I'm a thick whitebread, and I still don't get it.

Texas Toast is just regular toast, only bigger. Because everything's fatter, I mean, bigger in Texass.

Now don't get all, nuh-uh, we're not!! on me. I'm from there; why do you think I look this way?! And it's worse because I'm in Cali now, where homesickness and the stress of not being a giant professional toothpick drive me to eat even more, and then there's the fact that the food out here does not come in Small, Medium, and Bucket.

This just makes me sad.

Besides, isn't it arguably less trouble to buy fresh bread and toast it than to take it out of the freezer, de-thaw, then toast...?

And now, these hot dogs. The fuh!

Depressingly, these were being purchased by a man who was spouting off loudly to the checker about how he deserved to have custody of his kids. I, for one, don't think so.

What next, we'll be buying it pre-chewed?!



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