Saturday, July 21, 2007
BURNING (LIKE A YEAST INFECTION) QUESTIONS
1) How do some people remember, in such detail, what happened when they were 3, 6, or even in high school, for crissake? I can't remember dick, and I wasn't even drinking back then.
2) Why is being a girlfriend such a slippery slope? If you don't eventually get to graduate from girlfriendhood to wife (apparently, I've flunked that test multiple times), then it's just stupid. Because:
a) You start acting all girlfriendy by helping your boyfriend out (with whatever his life's endeavor) because...you just can't help your nurturing b.s. self.
b) You start being expected to help out
c) It is not only assumed that you will help, but any assistance you provide, out of the goodness of your own heart, is now subject to criticism.
F*ck that sh*t. I would be more bitter, but I suspect wifedom is possibly worse, if not for the financial benes.
3) Weiner.
4) Why does everything, all of the sudden, cost $8-18.95+. I feel like razor blades, booze, and clumping cat litter are suddenly major investments.
Please to 'splain, Loosey.
BURNING (LIKE A YEAST INFECTION) QUESTIONS2) Why is being a girlfriend such a slippery slope? If you don't eventually get to graduate from girlfriendhood to wife (apparently, I've flunked that test multiple times), then it's just stupid. Because:
a) You start acting all girlfriendy by helping your boyfriend out (with whatever his life's endeavor) because...you just can't help your nurturing b.s. self.
b) You start being expected to help out
c) It is not only assumed that you will help, but any assistance you provide, out of the goodness of your own heart, is now subject to criticism.
F*ck that sh*t. I would be more bitter, but I suspect wifedom is possibly worse, if not for the financial benes.
3) Weiner.
4) Why does everything, all of the sudden, cost $8-18.95+. I feel like razor blades, booze, and clumping cat litter are suddenly major investments.
Please to 'splain, Loosey.
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