Sunday, December 02, 2007


Omit from your vocabulary anything that contains the words, "get your _____ on".

(Yes, I hate those McDonald's commercials. The ones that showcase a food stylist's wares accompanied by the VO of a woman faking orgasm over a freshly cracked egg. NO ONE gets that excited over an English muffin, motherfuckers.)

By the way, I was recently asked if I fake orgasm.

My answer: I am too old to care enough to fake it anymore.

Too harsh?

Well, it's true.

And this is my natural haircolor.

Ha, ha.


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