Sunday, December 02, 2007
AMERICA, PLEASE
Omit from your vocabulary anything that contains the words, "get your _____ on".
(Yes, I hate those McDonald's commercials. The ones that showcase a food stylist's wares accompanied by the VO of a woman faking orgasm over a freshly cracked egg. NO ONE gets that excited over an English muffin, motherfuckers.)
By the way, I was recently asked if I fake orgasm.
My answer: I am too old to care enough to fake it anymore.
Too harsh?
Well, it's true.
And this is my natural haircolor.
Ha, ha.
AMERICA, PLEASE(Yes, I hate those McDonald's commercials. The ones that showcase a food stylist's wares accompanied by the VO of a woman faking orgasm over a freshly cracked egg. NO ONE gets that excited over an English muffin, motherfuckers.)
By the way, I was recently asked if I fake orgasm.
My answer: I am too old to care enough to fake it anymore.
Too harsh?
Well, it's true.
And this is my natural haircolor.
Ha, ha.
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