Thursday, February 21, 2008
LIKE TAKING A WALK IN FRESHLY LAID CAT DOOTS
BOX WATCH ALERT:
I have tried everything. Baking soda, crystals, Litter Pearls, Feline Pine, flushable litter (do NOT flush flushable litter - cat feces poison sea otters. Not even shitting you), litter made out of newspaper, litters made out of wheat, litter made out of banned books, litter made out of corncobs. I've wasted money on exorcists, burning sage, voodoo curses. Nothing, short of axe-murdering my neighbor, would seem to help my Litter Box Aroma.
Until now.
It has finally happened: science have finally brought aromatherapy to the cat box.
It was only a matter of time.
FreshStep® has introduced two new smell-a-rrific scented expensive rocks for your cat to poop on: Mountain Forest™ and Lavender Valley™. I can't wait to purchase these since my Meddling Neighbor™ has informed our Nincompoop Landlady™ that she thinks our balcony smells like Cat Feces (NO trademark, since cat feces are an Act of G_d or some crap).
The website describes this gritty kitty litter like some of your hornier Fancy Feast varieties - or, more accurately, like some sort of douche. For your cat holes.
Bring the crisp scent of the outdoors into your home with Mountain Forest™ scoopable litter. As fresh as a light burst of mountain air, this patented formula also works better to eliminate odors than the leading scented scoopable litter.* Now a trip to the litter box feels like a walk in the woods.
Yeah, and the lavender scented is like "a walk in the fields". OF CAT POOP.
Try not to step in it, folks. You know I will.
LIKE TAKING A WALK IN FRESHLY LAID CAT DOOTSI have tried everything. Baking soda, crystals, Litter Pearls, Feline Pine, flushable litter (do NOT flush flushable litter - cat feces poison sea otters. Not even shitting you), litter made out of newspaper, litters made out of wheat, litter made out of banned books, litter made out of corncobs. I've wasted money on exorcists, burning sage, voodoo curses. Nothing, short of axe-murdering my neighbor, would seem to help my Litter Box Aroma.
Until now.
It has finally happened: science have finally brought aromatherapy to the cat box.
It was only a matter of time.
FreshStep® has introduced two new smell-a-rrific scented expensive rocks for your cat to poop on: Mountain Forest™ and Lavender Valley™. I can't wait to purchase these since my Meddling Neighbor™ has informed our Nincompoop Landlady™ that she thinks our balcony smells like Cat Feces (NO trademark, since cat feces are an Act of G_d or some crap).
The website describes this gritty kitty litter like some of your hornier Fancy Feast varieties - or, more accurately, like some sort of douche. For your cat holes.
Bring the crisp scent of the outdoors into your home with Mountain Forest™ scoopable litter. As fresh as a light burst of mountain air, this patented formula also works better to eliminate odors than the leading scented scoopable litter.* Now a trip to the litter box feels like a walk in the woods.
Yeah, and the lavender scented is like "a walk in the fields". OF CAT POOP.
Try not to step in it, folks. You know I will.
Labels: box watch, rock the cat box
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